the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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