have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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