Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
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