Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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