my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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