Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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