do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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