chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
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