and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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