Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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