i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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