Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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