Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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