after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
How naked do you want me to be?
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