I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
