woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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