What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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