I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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