Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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