Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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