Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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