just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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