Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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