I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
