This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
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