in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
sex in a hospital.. check
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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