Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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