God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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