scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Randomize
