Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
