when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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