Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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