Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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