I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Is it because I queefed?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
