either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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