end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
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