I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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