69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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