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Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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