Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
