he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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