we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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