I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I am naked and annoyed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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