Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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