just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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