these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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