i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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