I am in a vortex of obligation.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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