I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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