i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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