bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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