i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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