So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He better not be in your backpack
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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